With the enormous increase in the number of children Father Christmas has just got too busy to check the list a second time. To solve this problem he has sent out the Elves with their Goodometer (a behavioural monitoring machine) to check as many as possible. Simply place your hand on the front plate and the machine will light up the appropriate category good, borderline or bad! Magical Christmas fun.”

This pair, Knowall Armstrong (believed by one to be the worlds cleverest person), and sidekick Buzz Allbran (possessor of superhuman abilities), are a legend in Space Corps. Gliding majestically past you on their astro-buggies, resplendent in their fine uniforms the populace can rest assured that any alien threat will soon be under control, unless it looks dangerous or likely to mess up their hair. However – If a child needs inspiring with tales of daring do!If a woman needs wooing by a man in uniform! If a man needs help with his shoelaces! Then call for the Space Cadets.

Having just concluded a spell in pyramid selling (they were deported from Egypt), these loveable East End rogues have returned with their eye on the main chance. With a background in executive car acquisition (‘somebody else’s dream car could be yours!’) and a nice little line in last night’s hot tickets, our two wide boys are equally at home in the worlds of corporate entertainment or street theatre. Travelling in their own miniature cars and with replica car lots sewn into their jackets, Ron and Don will cause a hilarious stir with their multitude of deals and stories. So book now and you have got yourself a guaranteed winner!!!

‘The Notional Trust’ NT representatives Trevor and Rodger are on a mission to inform and educate the population about wildlife and the local environment. Whilst erecting informative signs these expert twitchers give a running commentary on the nature around them. As the audience become birds our intrepid duo set up many games for them to join in with or simply stand back and watch. With its hilarious improvisations backed up by solid routines this piece is proving to be highly popular.

Let Terry and his assistant Vic take you on a hilarious adventure through the thrilling world of carpets. Will Terry close the worlds greatest carpet museum? Will Vic save the day? Will Sean Connery’s carpet really fly in a spectacular finale? Book this hilarious family show now to find out! Combining slapstick, clowning, puppetry and some lovely song and dance numbers this is a carpet sideshow with a sprinkling of magic.

Andy and Jamie present the hysterically inaccurate history of flight, a physical comedy show of epic stupidity, all emerging from one small dustbin. Starting from Icarus and working through to the Wright brothers this show will leave you wondering how we ever made it! The show uses song and dance routines, puppetry, acrobatics, clowning and mime to create an atmosphere in which the audience can forget the world around them and join in with a bit of nonsense.